Daddy Day Care

What happens when Mommy’s at Delta on Monday night? Well some of it is a mystery but the stuff I know about is kind of scary. I come home and there are videos like this

And this

And pictures like this

And I’ve had conversations like this.
Daddy: Linden fell off the desk today
Mommy: What? How did she do that? (Meaning where were you)
Daddy: Well she climbed up on the chair and then onto the keyboard tray and then on the desk.
Mommy: What? How did she fall? (Meaning WHERE WERE YOU?!)
Daddy: Well, I was on the phone and then when I came back she was standing on the desk and I said “Hey” and it scared her and she fell.